us: "Yes, we are here to check in."
them: "Have you been by admitting?"
us: "Admitting? No, we didn't go by there yet."
them: "Oh, well then, you need to go out the double doors and turn left, follow the corridor down until you see the Endoscopy sign and turn right. Go past two corridors that branch off to the left and then hang a right at the Maternity ward. If you get to pediatrics, you've gone too far. Turn right at the Maternity ward, until you see the bank of elevators. You want to gold elevators. When you get to the first floor, go straight out of the elevators, turn right at the gift shop, and then immediately left at the coke machines and you will see admitting on your right."
us: "Have you got a map?"
I've heard this before.
3 comments:
Oh, wowie, what we missed!!! Did you find it? Do people who have heart trouble have to do all that? Amazing!!! Funny, too. c
HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!! And you wonder why I hate hospitals ;) It's capable of sending any gps-challenged individual into a state of confusion so bad that you'll find yourself just crying next to those coke machines haha
Taking the scariest times in your life and adding some heaping spoonfuls of anxiety, confusion and frustration! Once inside the automatic door's one becomes a number, no longer a human being that needs some extra tlc.
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